January 2012
32 posts
CAPSLOCK MEANS YOU'RE REALLY MAD!
Looool, got an email from my mom IN ALLCAPS BECAUSE ANGER!!!! about me emailing my sister about the shit they’re putting her through. Apparently, the only reason I emailed her was to have a “bitchfest” about our mom, and I’ve always hated my sister (untrue—and our mother has, in the past, put that thought into her head by telling her I was ALLLLLWAAAAAYS mean to her,...
Why can't rappers rap about nice things? →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND... put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
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The Two Towers bad subtitles
orgyincamelot:
The best of the best.
(Fellowship of the Rings subtitles here)
Same Sex Parents Win Right to be Included on Their... →
cassket:
A judge in Iowa has ordered new birth documents be issued to the child of a lesbian couple who were initially told they couldn’t list both of their names on their baby’s birth certificate. The Iowa Department of Public Health contended that God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, but was roundly rebuked for trying to pass redneck bumper stickers off as sound public policy.
The...
We now have a candidate who wants to cut off... →
stfuconservatives:
tawdry-quirk-shop:
ethiopienne:
foxtalbotnegatives:
paxamericana:
We now have a candidate who wants to cut off welfare funding to black people running against a candidate who wants to lecture the NAACP on food stamps running against a candidate who has years of newsletters about the coming race war with his name on them running against a candidate whose family bought...
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When people interrupt me while I'm reading →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
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“I’ve talked with quite a few men about what they’ve learned from pegging and...”
– Charlie Glickman (How Pegging Can Help Save The World)
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One of the best LOTR theories I've read.
christina-taylor:
jemimaaslana:
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nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:
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OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD. JUST OH MY GOD.
Whoa.
Yes, Bert, I think I have that same look on my face right now.
This gave me ALL OF THE CHILLS!!!
Seriously, this is by far the creepiest interpretation of Bombadil I’ve ever read. I mean…. whoah!
Awesome
FACT: The term pansexual actually originated as a...
Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry....
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay And he was the wisest man I’ve ever known
Albus: Dad, you say this every time i tell you something. stop. just stop.
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A: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out
H: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew
A: Dad this response is really getting old
H: TWO HEADMASTERS
A: Yes, I get it two hea—
H: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN”
A: Da—”
H: THAT I EVER KNEW”
BRAVEST AND WISEST”
TWO OF THEM”
“A three-day-old human embryo is a collection of 150 cells called a blastocyst....”
– Sam Harris, Letter to a Christian Nation
Get it through your heads, people. Potentiality=/=actuality, and we don’t hand out rights based on mere potential.
(via prolongedeyecontact)
I have the potential to be a doctor! Give me a medical license before finishing school!
I have the potential to...
December 2011
2 posts
Amadi Talks: Siri Failures, Illustrated →
amaditalks:
The recent illustrations of Siri, the iPhone 4S voice-recognition based assistant, failing to provide information to users about abortion, birth control, help after rape and help with domestic violence has gotten a lot of notice. Yesterday’s post with screenshots from a Twitter conversation I was…
November 2011
11 posts
ERIC HAS BEEN FOUND
My brother has been found and he’s alive. Thank you to everyone who reblogged.
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When someone says Harry Potter copied Twilight.
magic-of-hogwarts:
acciohhr:
How the fuck can Harry Potter copy Twilight when the first book was writtin in the 90s!
Reblog if you want J. K. Rowling to continue...
magic-of-hogwarts:
crystal-wings:
threereasonstosmile:
expelliarmus-x:
i-am-a-lovegood:
Feel the power of the notes.
Who wouldn’t reblog this?
FUCK YEAH!
holy notes.
THIS
The notes. THE NOTES!
The fucking notes.
holy blast-ended skrewt the notes.
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Question: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST COCK?
DAVE: Taylor always talks about his dick like it's huge. Actually, thinking about it, I've seen Taylor's dick. He was in a coma at the time so I'm not sure it counts.
CHRIS: That doesn't count because you can get quite puffy and bloated in that state so it would have been a false representation.
DAVE: Well, they had to feed him somewhere.
CHRIS: Actually Nate and I went swimming together recently with our babies and wives. When we were in the changing room I happened to notice that Nate's a pretty big guy. I was like, "Wooahhh, shit. I'm gonna turn the other way".
NATE: We had a bit of a nude run in there didn't we? You've got nothing to be scared of. It's not like it's going to be anywhere near you at any point.
DAVE: That's a hard question to answer, though, because who's gonna say, "Oh, it's me. My cock's fucking huge!".
Question: NAME ONE THING ABOUT A FELLOW BAND MEMBER THAT MAKES YOU JEALOUS?
TAYLOR: Nate's penis size!
NATE: Why is everyone talking about my cock? Either my penis is massive or all these guys have massive insecurity issues.
TAYLOR: It is massive. It's like a baby's arm holding an apple!
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October 2011
15 posts
i set my clocks early
theprettyboyangel:
“i’m a stitch away from making it, and a scar away from falling apart, apart. blood cells pixelate, and eyes dilate, and the full moon pill’s got me out on the street at night”
god damn i love this song so much
that first verse is such a huge GPOY oh my god
god damn i just love fall out boy
DUDE ME TOO, I was just rocking some “A Little Less Sixteen Candles”...
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