January 2012
32 posts
CAPSLOCK MEANS YOU'RE REALLY MAD!
Looool, got an email from my mom IN ALLCAPS BECAUSE ANGER!!!! about me emailing my sister about the shit they’re putting her through. Apparently, the only reason I emailed her was to have a “bitchfest” about our mom, and I’ve always hated my sister (untrue—and our mother has, in the past, put that thought into her head by telling her I was ALLLLLWAAAAAYS mean to her,...
Why can't rappers rap about nice things? →
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”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND... put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”
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The Two Towers bad subtitles
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The best of the best.
(Fellowship of the Rings subtitles here)
Same Sex Parents Win Right to be Included on Their... →
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A judge in Iowa has ordered new birth documents be issued to the child of a lesbian couple who were initially told they couldn’t list both of their names on their baby’s birth certificate. The Iowa Department of Public Health contended that God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, but was roundly rebuked for trying to pass redneck bumper stickers off as sound public policy.
The...
We now have a candidate who wants to cut off... →
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We now have a candidate who wants to cut off welfare funding to black people running against a candidate who wants to lecture the NAACP on food stamps running against a candidate who has years of newsletters about the coming race war with his name on them running against a candidate whose family bought...
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When people interrupt me while I'm reading →
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They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
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“I’ve talked with quite a few men about what they’ve learned from pegging and...”
– Charlie Glickman (How Pegging Can Help Save The World)
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One of the best LOTR theories I've read.
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OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD. JUST OH MY GOD.
Whoa.
Yes, Bert, I think I have that same look on my face right now.
This gave me ALL OF THE CHILLS!!!
Seriously, this is by far the creepiest interpretation of Bombadil I’ve ever read. I mean…. whoah!
Awesome
FACT: The term pansexual actually originated as a...
Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry....
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay And he was the wisest man I’ve ever known
Albus: Dad, you say this every time i tell you something. stop. just stop.
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A: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out
H: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew
A: Dad this response is really getting old
H: TWO HEADMASTERS
A: Yes, I get it two hea—
H: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN”
A: Da—”
H: THAT I EVER KNEW”
BRAVEST AND WISEST”
TWO OF THEM”
“A three-day-old human embryo is a collection of 150 cells called a blastocyst....”
– Sam Harris, Letter to a Christian Nation
Get it through your heads, people. Potentiality=/=actuality, and we don’t hand out rights based on mere potential.
(via prolongedeyecontact)
I have the potential to be a doctor! Give me a medical license before finishing school!
I have the potential to...