ordinary alchemy

Alex; twenty-six, agender (pronouns: Elverson/new Spivak, please), writer, parent, friend. I like classic rock/grunge, Harry Potter, LOTR, Sherlock BBC, Supernatural, HIMYM, and whatever else amuses me. I also post/reblog a lot of equal rights/gay/gender things.

I'm mostly available on LJ with this same username.
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  • Question: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST COCK?
  • DAVE: Taylor always talks about his dick like it's huge. Actually, thinking about it, I've seen Taylor's dick. He was in a coma at the time so I'm not sure it counts.
  • CHRIS: That doesn't count because you can get quite puffy and bloated in that state so it would have been a false representation.
  • DAVE: Well, they had to feed him somewhere.
  • CHRIS: Actually Nate and I went swimming together recently with our babies and wives. When we were in the changing room I happened to notice that Nate's a pretty big guy. I was like, "Wooahhh, shit. I'm gonna turn the other way".
  • NATE: We had a bit of a nude run in there didn't we? You've got nothing to be scared of. It's not like it's going to be anywhere near you at any point.
  • DAVE: That's a hard question to answer, though, because who's gonna say, "Oh, it's me. My cock's fucking huge!".
  • Question: NAME ONE THING ABOUT A FELLOW BAND MEMBER THAT MAKES YOU JEALOUS?
  • TAYLOR: Nate's penis size!
  • NATE: Why is everyone talking about my cock? Either my penis is massive or all these guys have massive insecurity issues.
  • TAYLOR: It is massive. It's like a baby's arm holding an apple!
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